dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
(via behavingisoverrated)
Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr:
They get us.
that would be a nice addition if we ever saw that page
(via behavingisoverrated)
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
(via currentlyinsane)
Tales of an unvaliant ass motherfucker ((episode 1- pilot))
I’m going to say hi tommorow. I really am. Except yanno, I got all this boy advice from wikihow and my 42 year old Asian mother so we’ll see how that works out.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
Am I the only one who ships the first two?!
(Source: fefarielle)
